disadur dari thread tentang quotes di kaskus:
- The skies are no longer the limit's , look beyond the stars..-
-Honesty is always the best remedy-
- "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -
George Santayana
-TO LOVE IS TO RISK NOT BEING LOVED IN RETURN. TO HOPE IS TO RISK THE PAIN. TO TRY IS TO RISK FAILURE, BUT RISK MUST BE TAKEN, BECAUSE THE GREATEST HAZARD IN LIFE IS TO RISK NOTHING-
Leo Buscalgia
-I would rather have had one breath of her hair, One kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, Than eternity without it.-
CITY OF ANGELS
-I guarantee there'll be tough times, i guarantee that at some point one/both of us will want to get out but i also guarantee if i don't ask you to be mine, i'll regret it for the rest of my life!-
Runaway Bride
-Yes,we don’t have destiny. Only those who swallowed up by ignorance, and fear takes the false steps, shall plunge us with the muddy water called “Destiny”-
-We must never cry, it’s the life form that been given to us and if we give emotion in it, then it become the proof of our inability to control it-
- "Cause we're fuckheads now, and we'll be fuckheads forever! "-
Bartleby, from the movie accepted
- "Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind – also, weak arms."-
- "How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…"-
- "I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther."-
The Office
-"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me"-
-"Yes, I've heard 'women and children first', but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace, by law, so if I let them out first... I have a lawsuit on my hands."-
---Michael Scott, THE OFFICE
-"I never really thought about death, until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister’s."-
---Kelly, THE OFFICE
-"There are too many people in the world, we need another plague."-
-"Why tip someone for doing something that I am perfectly capable of doing myself. I can deliver food, i can drive a taxi, and can and do cut my own hair. I did tip my uralogist though because I am unable to pulvarize my own kidney stones."-
-"Do you know who the real heros are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs and get a distress call from the commisioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime! Those are the real heros!"-
-"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would an idiot do that?' and if they do, then I do NOT do that thing."-
---Dwight K. Schrute, THE OFFICE
-That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind-
Neil Armstrong
-"They Missunderestimated Me" -
George W. Bush
-"I will kick your ass back to africa!"-
Jackie Chan -Rush Hour-
- "Rehab are for Quitters!!!"-
Junkiess Everywhere :D
-Love is a thing, well its kind of like quicksand: The more you are in it, the deeper you sink. And when it hits you, you've just got to fall-
UB40
When you fail to prepare, you prepare to Fail-
-"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."-
Mariah Carey
- "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."-
---Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor
-Question: If you could live forever, would you and Why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should notlive forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"-
Heather Whitestone Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest-----later Miss USA 1995
- "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."-
- "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."-
Al Gore
- "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all it's pupils."-
Louis-Hector Berlioz
-"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."-
---Charles Schultz
- "The really great man is the man who makes every man feel great."-
G.K. Chesterton
- "A fool can no more see his own folly than he can see his ears."-
William Thackeray
“You know what makes my problems bigger then everyone else's? They're mine.”
Ally Mc Beal
when love beckons to you, follow him
though his ways are hard and steep
and when his wings enfold you yield to him
though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you
and when he speaks to you believe in him
though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden
--Kahlil Gibran
A poet is a dethroned king sitting among the ashes of his palace trying to fashion an image out of the ashes
--Kahlil Gibran
I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow
--Kahlil Gibran
W. GOLDING - Even that was a lot to expect but it was worth a try
D. PARKER - They looked alike, though the resemblance did not lie in their features.
D. BREWSTER - Truth has no greater enemy than its unwise defenders.
"screw you guys! I'm goin' home"
Eric Cartman.
"Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down" -
Jimmy Durante
How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
--Sherlock Holmes --
It's the action, not the fruit of the action, that's important. You have to do the right thing. It may not be in your power, may not be in your time, that there'll be any fruit. But that doesn't mean you stop doing the right thing. You may never know what results come from your action. But if you do nothing, there will be no result.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
..... Mahatma Gandhi
“If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time-a tremendous whack.”
“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”
“A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.”
“Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.”
“There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.”
All by Winston Churchill
"My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher. "
(Socrates)
"What's up, Doc?"
- Bugs Bunny-
There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and, after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second
Logan Pearshall Smith
"My precioussss"
Gollum - The Lord of The Ring Trilogy
"it isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult, it's the jerks"
(Charlie Chaplin, 1889 - 1977)"
Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of love
Annonymous
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
- Albert Einstein -
"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- R. Kennedy -
"The most important thing in any relationship is not what you get but what you give.... In any case, the giving of love is an education in itself."
— Eleanor Roosevelt, American First Lady and social activist
(1884-1962)
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
--Amy Bloom
"dreams are always faster than dreamers."
-Dreamcatcher-
Capitalization
is the difference between
helping your uncle Jack off the horse
and
helping your uncle jack off the horse
"Be formless... shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle; it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot; it becomes the teapot. Water can flow, and it can crash. Be like water, my friend..."
- Bruce Lee
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
-Homer Simpson-
If U always worry about the past, U wont be able to enjoy the present
-Onizuka Eikichii (GTO)-
Knowledge is not just learning what to do, but what not to do
Darrell Boswell
'You may not have everything in this world, but you surely still need pride. You're absolutely poor without pride.'
What cost nothing,worth nothing
Who dares, wins
Solid Snake
Homer, you're twice as dumb as a mule, and twice uglier..so if someone offers you a ride, I say you take it!!
Homer's dad on little Homer's first day of school
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.”
- Mark Twain
"Giving up doesn't mean you're weak. It only means you're strong enough to let it go."
The Eyes Cannot See What The Brain Doesn't Know
You only think you understand. People cannot perfectly understand each other. They can't even understand themselves. Understanding a hundred percent of anything is impossible. So, people endeavor to attempt to learn about themselves and others. That's what makes life interesting.
Taken from Neon Genesis Evangelion
*A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
*Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
*If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
*There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
- Chris Rock
I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.
The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking."
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
- George W. Bush
Before I would hurt a child, I would slit my wrists.
I have a skin disorder that destroys the pigmentation of my skin, it's something that I cannot help, OK?
I just wish I could understand my father.
I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily.
Yeah, Wacko Jacko, where did that come from? Some English tabloid. I have a heart and I have feelings. I feel that when you do that to me. It's not nice.
When I see children, I see the face of God. That's why I love them so much. That's what I see.
Yes, and I had pimples so badly it used to make me so shy. I used not to look at myself. I'd hide my face in the dark, I wouldn't want to look in the mirror and my father teased me and I just hated it and I cried everyday.
- Michael Jackson
I don't mind being compared to Whitney, there are people miles worse to be compared to.
I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen.
If critics have problems with my personal life, it's their problem. Anybody with half a brain would realize that it's the charts that count.
Never, never listen to anybody that try to discourage you.
Whatever you're going through in your life, don't ever give up.
- Mariah Carey
Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up.
Don't treat me like a little girl.
I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.
I go out with friends, but I don't have time to get in trouble.
I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.
I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.
I'm rich, freakin' rich. It's crazy.
Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.
Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?
- Britney Spears
I think my mum has the foulest mouth of anyone I've ever met.
I hate the word gothic but I would like to try doing something like that. A gothic sound, not rock, but gothic. There's a difference.
I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.
Oh that's very English, that's probably why. They just go "LOL" in America.
- Kelly Osbourne
Have you seen U2's live show? It's boring as hell. It's like watching CNN.
I'm very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon.
If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.
If I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm looking at the grouting on the tiles, that grouting really gets me. Mothers have a thing about grouting.
Your gut is always right.
- Sharon Osbourne
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
- Ozzy Osbourne
How can you not like Britney Spears?
I hate it when people call me a teen queen.
I'm not going to deny the fact that I've tried pot. I hated it.
I'm not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I'm a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all!
If I dated as many people as they said I have, then I would be dead, because it's just not possible.
Life is full of risks anyway, why not take them?
Never say never. The things that you don't plan are the best. I'm a very spontaneous person.
- Lindsay Lohan
I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.
I'm experimental by nature... always exploring my creativity.
I'm not really religious but very spiritual.
Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? (lol, plizz.... Christina...)
Whatever I do, it's my business. It's not my job to parent America.
Christina Aguilera
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."
--Mahatma Gandhi
"Some people dream of success but some are awake and work hard to achieve their dream"
School is to practice, practice makes perfect, nobody's perfect,
SO WHY SCHOOL ?
Reading gives you Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is Evil
Therefore, Reading is Evil
Nobody's perfect.
I am nobody.
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
you read a lot, you forget many
you read a little, you forget few
you dont read, you dont forget
Showing posts with label personal crap. Show all posts
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
communicatio style
The Communication Style Test
My Result: Diplomat
Diplomats tend to be cooperative partners with first-rate listening and negotiation skills. Above all, they seem to try to keep the lines of communication open between themselves and their significant other. They feel it's far better to talk about problems as they arise rather than sweep them under the rug.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
my dream job
What's Your Dream Job?
My Result: President
Unlike some people, your dream job doesn't involve lying on the beach somewhere or being paid to take naps. No, you love to get things done and get them done right (or at least, your way). That's why your dream job is to be president! Can't you just picture it? Being in charge and making the really important decisions? Changing the world each and every day? And forget about flying coach — you've got Air Force One. We bet that sounds like heaven for a driven go-getter like you.
Of course you don't have to come in first at the polls to succeed. As long as you remember to keep asking questions and demanding change, your vision can still help make the world a better place.
Of course you don't have to come in first at the polls to succeed. As long as you remember to keep asking questions and demanding change, your vision can still help make the world a better place.
my brain test
The Brain Test
My Result: Right-brained
Most right-brained people like you are flexible in many realms of their lives. Whether picking up on the nuances of musical concerto, appreciating the subtle details in a work of art, or seeing the world from a different perspective, right-brained people are creative, imaginative, and attuned to their surroundings.
People probably see your thinking process as boundless, and that might translate to your physical surroundings as well. Some people think of you as messier than others. It's not that you're disorganized, it's just that you might use different systems to organize (by theme, by subject, by color). Straight alphabetization and rigidly ordered folders are not typical of right-brained behavior.
You are also more intuitive than many. When it comes to reading literature, you probably prefer creative writing or fiction over nonfiction. And when it comes to doing math, you might find you enjoy geometry more than other forms like algebra.
People probably see your thinking process as boundless, and that might translate to your physical surroundings as well. Some people think of you as messier than others. It's not that you're disorganized, it's just that you might use different systems to organize (by theme, by subject, by color). Straight alphabetization and rigidly ordered folders are not typical of right-brained behavior.
You are also more intuitive than many. When it comes to reading literature, you probably prefer creative writing or fiction over nonfiction. And when it comes to doing math, you might find you enjoy geometry more than other forms like algebra.
What are you?
http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=brainogt&c=50652
http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=brainogt&c=50652
worst job
What's Your Nightmare Career?
My Result: Truck Driver
How would you like to spend every single day sitting on your bum by yourself, driving long hours, just to deliver giant quantities of who-knows-what? And then once you get there, it's time to drive back. Torture, right? We suspect a social butterfly like you would probably last about a day before giving up the open road for real people. Old friends, new acquaintances, family members, interesting strangers — it doesn't matter to you as long as you've got someone to talk with.
Sure, you like to live life in the driver's seat, but not this way. Instead, you're much more suited to a job where you can interact with others and be part of the team. After all, that's when all your best ideas come out. And even though you appreciate occasional "you" time, you usually prefer to have people around to keep you on your toes and share ideas with. Otherwise, it'd be too lonely out there!
Sure, you like to live life in the driver's seat, but not this way. Instead, you're much more suited to a job where you can interact with others and be part of the team. After all, that's when all your best ideas come out. And even though you appreciate occasional "you" time, you usually prefer to have people around to keep you on your toes and share ideas with. Otherwise, it'd be too lonely out there!
My Stress Style
What's Your Stress Style?
My Result: Stoic
You're a Stoic. Your stress style follows the path of many steadfast folks: Think of the Brits with their "stiff upper lips," or the Germans with their cool-as-a-cucumber reserve. It amazes those who know you, but stress hardly seems to affect you. In fact, friends might even say you're oblivious to the tension in your life.
But being in denial about stress doesn't really make it go away. Small problems may seem to take care of themselves when ignored, but major life issues need attention to be resolved in a positive way. The next time you're faced with serious stress, pull your head out of the sand and try giving the situation your full attention for a change. You might be surprised to find that your coping skills are actually quite good — even if they're a little rusty.
But being in denial about stress doesn't really make it go away. Small problems may seem to take care of themselves when ignored, but major life issues need attention to be resolved in a positive way. The next time you're faced with serious stress, pull your head out of the sand and try giving the situation your full attention for a change. You might be surprised to find that your coping skills are actually quite good — even if they're a little rusty.
What are you?
http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=stressogt&c=50652
http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=stressogt&c=50652
Friday, February 1, 2008
masih seputar kisah asmara
barusan aja, abis jumatan gw chatting sama temen sma gw kita sebut aja "T" kita pertama sih kangen-kangenan seperti layaknya temen sma yang lama gak ketemu dan membahas kisah hidup selama kita tidak bertemu sampe ngalor ngidul.
pertama kita bahas masalah yang simpel dan umum anak kuliahan pasti bahas, gimana kuliah yup topik pertama ini bakal menjembatani kisah mengenai judul posting ini.
ternyata "T" saat ini sama seperti gw sedang mencoba menempuh proses yang bernama "KKN"-not the bad one, but the good one- cuma bedanya di kampusnya "T" proses tersebut dikenal dengan nama PBL, yah potato and potatah lah ya... nama beda tapi isinya sama.
terus mulai deh gw curhat tentang gimana peluang kkn gw yang tipis banget gara2 dosen2 U**** lama banget ngeluarin nilai, dan dia cerita tentang gmn susahnya kuliah dia maklum kedokteran, walaupun kuliah gw (manajemen, btw!) sama susahnya at least kita gak bongkar2 bodi orang lah ya :D.
trus abis gitu dengan tidak sengajanya gw melihat foto di YMnya (pasti keliatan sih, hehe...) tampak si "T" sedang berfoto bersama seseorang di foto tersebut, naluri infotainment gw langsung bangkit, langsung gw tanya deh. " "T" itu sapa tuh figuran di foto kamu" trus dia bales dengan sekian makian standar yang sebenarnya masih appropriate buat ditulis di dalem blog ini cuma males gw tulis aja (paadahal nulis ini juga panjang ya :p ) ternyata eh ternyata sang figuran itu adalah temen sma gw juga.
dan sebagai kejutan extra ternyata gw kenal itu sang figuran, walaupun ga begitu deketnya yah tahapan dimana klo kita ketemu di jalan mungkin ga nyapa, tapi kita merasa tau sia pa orang tersebut, yah tahap pertemanan kaya gitu lah.
akhirnya setelah proses mengingat yang tidak terlalu lama doi rupanya bernama "B" dan kita memang dulu satu sma cuma gak pernah sekelas dan satu pergaulan, mungkin itu yang bikiin kita gak deket (ya iyalah!! klo di komik gw pasti udah di pentung ama palu 10ton).
ternyata "T" ama "B" udah jadian cukup lama sekitar oktober 2007 lah, oh iya sebelum lebih jauh lagi gw kayanya belum memberi tau jenis kelamin temen gw ini "T" ini cewe, "B" ini cowo. and the story goes again.
sebelum cerita berlanjut lagi eh si internet putus,,,, T_T tapi untungnya segera tersambung kembali, hal ini mungkin disebabkan gw pake internet ilegal biasa wi-fi bocor hehe... dan ternyata temen gw si "T" ini juga menggunakan trik yang sma dlaam proses mengakses internetnya dasar memang anak muda jaman sekarang, udah pinter, amoral lagi hehe... jadi dia juga ngebajak internet di suatu universita kita sebut saja sebagai "S*****"-untuk menghindari masalah di kemudian hari mari kita sensor semua pelaku-
trus kembali deh kita berdiskusi masalah gita cinta kawula muda masa kini, dia lalu berkisah gimana si "R" tuh udah putus ama cewenya si "K" wlaupun mereka tetep temenan, soalnya berdasarkan pengakuan temen gw si "L" terakhir kali merka ketemu mereka lagi jalan bareng tapi "K" negasin bahwa mereka cuma temenan doang sekarang. -fiuh sedih juga sih ngeliat mereka putus, setau gw mereka dah jadian dari kelas satu sma, 3 tahun men. tapi untungnya mereka tetep temenan-
temen gw si "T" insist dalam ceritanya bahwa bubarnya hubungan "K"&"R" disebabkan "R" yang brengsek dan dia tidak lupa mencantumkan kelakuannya sama aja tuh sama si "S" yang merupakan mantannya dia dan dulu merupakan temen deket gw saat di sma apalagi pas kelas tiga.
gw sih ga tau siapa yang salah, wong ga tau detail. tapi gw rasa mereka berdua pasti punya andil dalam rusaknya satu hbungan kayak peribahasa "it takes two to tango" hehe... tapi gw disini ga membela si "R" karena dia sama2 cowo dan kita sekelas dulunya hehe.... cuma skedar berpendapat aja kadang something happen karena keslahan kedua belah pihak.
oke balik lagi ke romantika kawula muda masa kini, "T" melanjutkan kembali ceritanya bahwa beberapa hari kemaren dia ama cowonya si "B" nonton otomatis romantis -film remaja bikinan indonesia gitu deh- bareng ama temen2 sma kita, yang rata2 sudah pada berpasangan semua -sial, makin dikit aja cewe yang single- trus kita ngebahas tentang si "K"cowo -perlu di ingat "K"cowo beda ama "K"cewe, hint liat jenis kelaminnya- yang sudah punya pacar juga mari kita sebut si "Y" -oh iya "Y" ini cewe yah, biar pembaca gak bertanya-tanya-
terus "T" ama gw membahas bagaimana si "K" cowo tuh berubah banget dibanding dulu, klo gw melihat dari segi ke-rohisan si "K"cowo ini dimana biasanya anak2 rohis gak pada mau pacaran, dan dia salah satu orang yang melaksanakan dengan taat gitu. well people change... aniwei "T" membahasnya dari sudut pandang laen tentang gimana si "K"cowo ini sekarang cuma peduli ama cewenya doang si "Y" -klo menurut gw sih gara2 doi cewenya mau gimana lagi, sometimes emang ho over bro sih- trus gimana si "K"cowo ini dimata dan hatinya cuma ada si "Y" doang -again, pasti gara2 mereka pacaran. coba putus pasti beda cerita- dan excetera.. excetera...
its amazing how people can change, gw aja klo boleh jujur ngerasa beda banget ama diri gw yang dulu cuma gak tau apakah sekarang gw sudah jadi lebih baek atau lebih buruk... i guess its up to the people around me and god to decide.
setelah puas menginvestigasi kasus "K"cowo ampe jempol dower -pan kita chatting yang cape tangan lah bukan mulut hehe- trus kita mulai bahas siapa jadian sama siapa, and to my amazement mayoritas dari temen sma gw saat ini jadian ama anak sma gw juga seangkatan lagi... jodoh memang misterius kadang kita sibuk melihat kedepan padahal dia sudah ada di samping kita. contohnya temen gw "R" -bukan "R" mantannya "K" yah, mari kita sebut dia "R"dua- siapa sangka temen gw yang kuliah di salah satu universitas teknik terkenal bangsa ini mari kita sebut I**, ternyata jadian dengan "S"-again ini bukan "S" mantannya "T" di cerita atas, untuk menghindari tudingan massa mengenai hubungan terlarang mari kita panggil dia "S"cewe- yang masih sama satu kampus, bedanya "R"dua belajar tentang batu-batuan yang ada di planet tercinta ini, "S"cewe belajar tentang mahluk2 penghuni planet tercinta kita ini yang penuh dengan tingkah beragam.
tapi cerita belum habis disana ternyata "S" juga merupakan alumni sma gw -in fact waktu kelas dua kita sekelas, btw gw sekelas ama mempelai pria ama wanitanya juga deng-
tapi pembcaraan tidak selesai sampai disitu, ternyata temen gw "M" dapat cewek temen sma juga kita sebut "S"-untuk mengurangi kebingungan mari kita sebut "S"cewedua-
hal membuat gw menarik kesimpulan banyak banget anak S***** yang jodohnya anak situ juga, apakah ini pertanda gw harus mulai mengejar anak2 S***** lagi biar bisa dapet jodoh? huh fiuh mungkin, maybe yes maybe no.
oh iya abis ini gw kayanya bakal ngontakin kecengan gw jaman sma dulu hehe... moga2 mereka single.
yu ah, kata mama ngetik jangan lama2 entar cape jarinya :D
pertama kita bahas masalah yang simpel dan umum anak kuliahan pasti bahas, gimana kuliah yup topik pertama ini bakal menjembatani kisah mengenai judul posting ini.
ternyata "T" saat ini sama seperti gw sedang mencoba menempuh proses yang bernama "KKN"-not the bad one, but the good one- cuma bedanya di kampusnya "T" proses tersebut dikenal dengan nama PBL, yah potato and potatah lah ya... nama beda tapi isinya sama.
terus mulai deh gw curhat tentang gimana peluang kkn gw yang tipis banget gara2 dosen2 U**** lama banget ngeluarin nilai, dan dia cerita tentang gmn susahnya kuliah dia maklum kedokteran, walaupun kuliah gw (manajemen, btw!) sama susahnya at least kita gak bongkar2 bodi orang lah ya :D.
trus abis gitu dengan tidak sengajanya gw melihat foto di YMnya (pasti keliatan sih, hehe...) tampak si "T" sedang berfoto bersama seseorang di foto tersebut, naluri infotainment gw langsung bangkit, langsung gw tanya deh. " "T" itu sapa tuh figuran di foto kamu" trus dia bales dengan sekian makian standar yang sebenarnya masih appropriate buat ditulis di dalem blog ini cuma males gw tulis aja (paadahal nulis ini juga panjang ya :p ) ternyata eh ternyata sang figuran itu adalah temen sma gw juga.
dan sebagai kejutan extra ternyata gw kenal itu sang figuran, walaupun ga begitu deketnya yah tahapan dimana klo kita ketemu di jalan mungkin ga nyapa, tapi kita merasa tau sia pa orang tersebut, yah tahap pertemanan kaya gitu lah.
akhirnya setelah proses mengingat yang tidak terlalu lama doi rupanya bernama "B" dan kita memang dulu satu sma cuma gak pernah sekelas dan satu pergaulan, mungkin itu yang bikiin kita gak deket (ya iyalah!! klo di komik gw pasti udah di pentung ama palu 10ton).
ternyata "T" ama "B" udah jadian cukup lama sekitar oktober 2007 lah, oh iya sebelum lebih jauh lagi gw kayanya belum memberi tau jenis kelamin temen gw ini "T" ini cewe, "B" ini cowo. and the story goes again.
sebelum cerita berlanjut lagi eh si internet putus,,,, T_T tapi untungnya segera tersambung kembali, hal ini mungkin disebabkan gw pake internet ilegal biasa wi-fi bocor hehe... dan ternyata temen gw si "T" ini juga menggunakan trik yang sma dlaam proses mengakses internetnya dasar memang anak muda jaman sekarang, udah pinter, amoral lagi hehe... jadi dia juga ngebajak internet di suatu universita kita sebut saja sebagai "S*****"-untuk menghindari masalah di kemudian hari mari kita sensor semua pelaku-
trus kembali deh kita berdiskusi masalah gita cinta kawula muda masa kini, dia lalu berkisah gimana si "R" tuh udah putus ama cewenya si "K" wlaupun mereka tetep temenan, soalnya berdasarkan pengakuan temen gw si "L" terakhir kali merka ketemu mereka lagi jalan bareng tapi "K" negasin bahwa mereka cuma temenan doang sekarang. -fiuh sedih juga sih ngeliat mereka putus, setau gw mereka dah jadian dari kelas satu sma, 3 tahun men. tapi untungnya mereka tetep temenan-
temen gw si "T" insist dalam ceritanya bahwa bubarnya hubungan "K"&"R" disebabkan "R" yang brengsek dan dia tidak lupa mencantumkan kelakuannya sama aja tuh sama si "S" yang merupakan mantannya dia dan dulu merupakan temen deket gw saat di sma apalagi pas kelas tiga.
gw sih ga tau siapa yang salah, wong ga tau detail. tapi gw rasa mereka berdua pasti punya andil dalam rusaknya satu hbungan kayak peribahasa "it takes two to tango" hehe... tapi gw disini ga membela si "R" karena dia sama2 cowo dan kita sekelas dulunya hehe.... cuma skedar berpendapat aja kadang something happen karena keslahan kedua belah pihak.
oke balik lagi ke romantika kawula muda masa kini, "T" melanjutkan kembali ceritanya bahwa beberapa hari kemaren dia ama cowonya si "B" nonton otomatis romantis -film remaja bikinan indonesia gitu deh- bareng ama temen2 sma kita, yang rata2 sudah pada berpasangan semua -sial, makin dikit aja cewe yang single- trus kita ngebahas tentang si "K"cowo -perlu di ingat "K"cowo beda ama "K"cewe, hint liat jenis kelaminnya- yang sudah punya pacar juga mari kita sebut si "Y" -oh iya "Y" ini cewe yah, biar pembaca gak bertanya-tanya-
terus "T" ama gw membahas bagaimana si "K" cowo tuh berubah banget dibanding dulu, klo gw melihat dari segi ke-rohisan si "K"cowo ini dimana biasanya anak2 rohis gak pada mau pacaran, dan dia salah satu orang yang melaksanakan dengan taat gitu. well people change... aniwei "T" membahasnya dari sudut pandang laen tentang gimana si "K"cowo ini sekarang cuma peduli ama cewenya doang si "Y" -klo menurut gw sih gara2 doi cewenya mau gimana lagi, sometimes emang ho over bro sih- trus gimana si "K"cowo ini dimata dan hatinya cuma ada si "Y" doang -again, pasti gara2 mereka pacaran. coba putus pasti beda cerita- dan excetera.. excetera...
its amazing how people can change, gw aja klo boleh jujur ngerasa beda banget ama diri gw yang dulu cuma gak tau apakah sekarang gw sudah jadi lebih baek atau lebih buruk... i guess its up to the people around me and god to decide.
setelah puas menginvestigasi kasus "K"cowo ampe jempol dower -pan kita chatting yang cape tangan lah bukan mulut hehe- trus kita mulai bahas siapa jadian sama siapa, and to my amazement mayoritas dari temen sma gw saat ini jadian ama anak sma gw juga seangkatan lagi... jodoh memang misterius kadang kita sibuk melihat kedepan padahal dia sudah ada di samping kita. contohnya temen gw "R" -bukan "R" mantannya "K" yah, mari kita sebut dia "R"dua- siapa sangka temen gw yang kuliah di salah satu universitas teknik terkenal bangsa ini mari kita sebut I**, ternyata jadian dengan "S"-again ini bukan "S" mantannya "T" di cerita atas, untuk menghindari tudingan massa mengenai hubungan terlarang mari kita panggil dia "S"cewe- yang masih sama satu kampus, bedanya "R"dua belajar tentang batu-batuan yang ada di planet tercinta ini, "S"cewe belajar tentang mahluk2 penghuni planet tercinta kita ini yang penuh dengan tingkah beragam.
tapi cerita belum habis disana ternyata "S" juga merupakan alumni sma gw -in fact waktu kelas dua kita sekelas, btw gw sekelas ama mempelai pria ama wanitanya juga deng-
tapi pembcaraan tidak selesai sampai disitu, ternyata temen gw "M" dapat cewek temen sma juga kita sebut "S"-untuk mengurangi kebingungan mari kita sebut "S"cewedua-
hal membuat gw menarik kesimpulan banyak banget anak S***** yang jodohnya anak situ juga, apakah ini pertanda gw harus mulai mengejar anak2 S***** lagi biar bisa dapet jodoh? huh fiuh mungkin, maybe yes maybe no.
oh iya abis ini gw kayanya bakal ngontakin kecengan gw jaman sma dulu hehe... moga2 mereka single.
yu ah, kata mama ngetik jangan lama2 entar cape jarinya :D
Friday, January 25, 2008
Friday Morning, Raining Falling
Dear Blog, (wakakak serasa nulis diary)
Bandung 25 january 2008 it's raining in the afternoon, jadi gw saranin jangan pergi kemana-mana tanpa bawa umbrella dan dengerin lagu umbrellanya rihanna (optional).
hari ini menjadi sebuah momentum baru buat gw dimana akhirnya demam gw turun juga. (got ya sucker)
tapi gak tau kenapa siang ini suhu tubuh serasa menaik lagi whats wrong??? padahal obat batuk dah ampir abis tuh satu botol gw tenggak, belum beragam obat campuran lainnya kaya kombo maut tolak angin ama decolgen yang gagal melaksanakan tugasnya kali ini hiks.. hiks...
hmmm thats it for today, harusnya ke kampus sih ngurusin surat keterangan mahasiswa, yah tapi kan itu tadi ujan, jadi males, mana baru sembuh lagi hehe...
Bandung 25 january 2008 it's raining in the afternoon, jadi gw saranin jangan pergi kemana-mana tanpa bawa umbrella dan dengerin lagu umbrellanya rihanna (optional).
hari ini menjadi sebuah momentum baru buat gw dimana akhirnya demam gw turun juga. (got ya sucker)
tapi gak tau kenapa siang ini suhu tubuh serasa menaik lagi whats wrong??? padahal obat batuk dah ampir abis tuh satu botol gw tenggak, belum beragam obat campuran lainnya kaya kombo maut tolak angin ama decolgen yang gagal melaksanakan tugasnya kali ini hiks.. hiks...
hmmm thats it for today, harusnya ke kampus sih ngurusin surat keterangan mahasiswa, yah tapi kan itu tadi ujan, jadi males, mana baru sembuh lagi hehe...
Thursday, January 24, 2008
after uas effect
uas is over yay tapi sekarang malah bingung, hah why?
soalnya nilai-nilai ada kemungkinan bakal telat keluar, what's the big deal?
ga begitu bermasalah sih, cuma klo nilai gw telat keluar it means i need one more semester buat ambil kkn.
damn what a bother.
soalnya nilai-nilai ada kemungkinan bakal telat keluar, what's the big deal?
ga begitu bermasalah sih, cuma klo nilai gw telat keluar it means i need one more semester buat ambil kkn.
damn what a bother.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Wisata Kuliner Hari Ini
Hari ini gw bangun siang banget, bisa disebut sore malah. Jam 3 rata2 udh dianggap sore ama sebagian orang soalnya hehe... kebo abis nih hari ini, abis itu hal penting yang terjadi adalah internet gak jalan wah terasa banget nih emosi udah mencret banget dari idung deh.
Alhasil bangun tidur yang telat banget itu dirayakan dengan uring2an di dalem kamer tanpa berbuat apapun, sesudah itu beberapa jam pun berlalu lalu tetangga kostan gw blik, dan gw tanya ama dia "internet nyala kaga", dia jawab "kaga tuh parah banget y s*****" akhirnya gw mencoba mengoprek-oprek daripada modem yang disinyalir sering bermasalah dan mengganggu hajat berinternetan satu kostan, setelah penuh perjuangan dan ribuan makian.... temen gw bilang "eh bisa", dengan seneng gw menuju kamar gw untuk mengetes inet tersebut namun apa yang terjadi GAK KONNEK inetnya A***** banget gak sih, kena hukum karma deh kayanya gw gara2 bangun kesiangan *eh sori kesorean*. tapi setelah berjuang penuh semangat masalah inet bisa teratasi juga.
abis itu tentu bikin lapar iyalah secara seharian blom makan gtu loh, maka ketika temen2 kostan gw ngajak makan tanpa pertimbangan resiko langsung aja diiyahin hehe... emang kadang2 perut lebih berkuasa daripada otak.
singkat kata gw dan 2temen kostan gw yang terisa segera mencari sesuap nasi.
Gw: makan apaan nih?
temen kostan1: tau lo mo makan apaan (ke temen kostan gw yg satu lagi)
temen kostan2: tau gw sih terserah aja bebas.....
(ini dia tradisi kostan gw susah nentuin tempat makan)
akhirnya setelah negosiasi yang panjang dan alot kita decide buat makan bebek ali yang nampol sekali tersebut, ketika sampai ke tkp ada masalah bru yang muncul penuh banget daaaaahhhhhhhh..... sampai bingung gw padahal ank2 unpad ama itb yg biasanya menuhin bebek ali lg pada libur semua, akhirnya kita mengalihkan sasaran ke bebek VJ. ituloh bebek deket madtari yang bisa dibakar bebeknya, sampe disana penuh jga sih cuma gak sepenuh bebek ali jadi kita tungguin, pas udah dapet tempat duduk dan bebeknya nyampe ada hal yang gak lazim terjadi bebek yang datang ada 5 OMG!!!! temen gw emang pesen 2 tapi gw ama temen gw yang satu lagi cuma pesen satu bebeknya jadilah ada ekstra bebek satu lagi, emang karma tuh kerjanya both way klo sorenya sial malamnya hoki hehe....
abis beres makan kita bertiga ngobrol2 ga jelas gtulah dan out of nowhere temen gw nyeletuk *pengen makan durian nih*
saat itu juga kita bertig sepakat buat beli durian, berjalan kakilah kita bertiga menuju superindo untuk beli durian, sesampainya disana kita sibuk pilih2 durian pilihan pertama kita adalah durian yang paling besar dan setelah ditimbang harganya 58000, cuma saat hendak menuju ke kasir si durian tersebut kaya udh aga2 cacat gtu deh terpaksa kita ganti deh itu durian dengan yang lebih kecil tapi wangi mampus....
sesampai di kostan langsung pesta durian dengan kalap (enggak juga sih seorang cuma dapet 3biji doang hehe)
pokoknya hari ini ditutup dengan top markotop walaupun gw bingung buat besok makan apaan abis nih duit hehe....
Alhasil bangun tidur yang telat banget itu dirayakan dengan uring2an di dalem kamer tanpa berbuat apapun, sesudah itu beberapa jam pun berlalu lalu tetangga kostan gw blik, dan gw tanya ama dia "internet nyala kaga", dia jawab "kaga tuh parah banget y s*****" akhirnya gw mencoba mengoprek-oprek daripada modem yang disinyalir sering bermasalah dan mengganggu hajat berinternetan satu kostan, setelah penuh perjuangan dan ribuan makian.... temen gw bilang "eh bisa", dengan seneng gw menuju kamar gw untuk mengetes inet tersebut namun apa yang terjadi GAK KONNEK inetnya A***** banget gak sih, kena hukum karma deh kayanya gw gara2 bangun kesiangan *eh sori kesorean*. tapi setelah berjuang penuh semangat masalah inet bisa teratasi juga.
abis itu tentu bikin lapar iyalah secara seharian blom makan gtu loh, maka ketika temen2 kostan gw ngajak makan tanpa pertimbangan resiko langsung aja diiyahin hehe... emang kadang2 perut lebih berkuasa daripada otak.
singkat kata gw dan 2temen kostan gw yang terisa segera mencari sesuap nasi.
Gw: makan apaan nih?
temen kostan1: tau lo mo makan apaan (ke temen kostan gw yg satu lagi)
temen kostan2: tau gw sih terserah aja bebas.....
(ini dia tradisi kostan gw susah nentuin tempat makan)
akhirnya setelah negosiasi yang panjang dan alot kita decide buat makan bebek ali yang nampol sekali tersebut, ketika sampai ke tkp ada masalah bru yang muncul penuh banget daaaaahhhhhhhh..... sampai bingung gw padahal ank2 unpad ama itb yg biasanya menuhin bebek ali lg pada libur semua, akhirnya kita mengalihkan sasaran ke bebek VJ. ituloh bebek deket madtari yang bisa dibakar bebeknya, sampe disana penuh jga sih cuma gak sepenuh bebek ali jadi kita tungguin, pas udah dapet tempat duduk dan bebeknya nyampe ada hal yang gak lazim terjadi bebek yang datang ada 5 OMG!!!! temen gw emang pesen 2 tapi gw ama temen gw yang satu lagi cuma pesen satu bebeknya jadilah ada ekstra bebek satu lagi, emang karma tuh kerjanya both way klo sorenya sial malamnya hoki hehe....
abis beres makan kita bertiga ngobrol2 ga jelas gtulah dan out of nowhere temen gw nyeletuk *pengen makan durian nih*
saat itu juga kita bertig sepakat buat beli durian, berjalan kakilah kita bertiga menuju superindo untuk beli durian, sesampainya disana kita sibuk pilih2 durian pilihan pertama kita adalah durian yang paling besar dan setelah ditimbang harganya 58000, cuma saat hendak menuju ke kasir si durian tersebut kaya udh aga2 cacat gtu deh terpaksa kita ganti deh itu durian dengan yang lebih kecil tapi wangi mampus....
sesampai di kostan langsung pesta durian dengan kalap (enggak juga sih seorang cuma dapet 3biji doang hehe)
pokoknya hari ini ditutup dengan top markotop walaupun gw bingung buat besok makan apaan abis nih duit hehe....
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