Tuesday, March 25, 2008

all about quote

disadur dari thread tentang quotes di kaskus:

- The skies are no longer the limit's , look beyond the stars..-

-Honesty is always the best remedy-

- "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -
George Santayana

-TO LOVE IS TO RISK NOT BEING LOVED IN RETURN. TO HOPE IS TO RISK THE PAIN. TO TRY IS TO RISK FAILURE, BUT RISK MUST BE TAKEN, BECAUSE THE GREATEST HAZARD IN LIFE IS TO RISK NOTHING-
Leo Buscalgia

-I would rather have had one breath of her hair, One kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, Than eternity without it.-
CITY OF ANGELS

-I guarantee there'll be tough times, i guarantee that at some point one/both of us will want to get out but i also guarantee if i don't ask you to be mine, i'll regret it for the rest of my life!-
Runaway Bride

-Yes,we don’t have destiny. Only those who swallowed up by ignorance, and fear takes the false steps, shall plunge us with the muddy water called “Destiny”-

-We must never cry, it’s the life form that been given to us and if we give emotion in it, then it become the proof of our inability to control it-

- "Cause we're fuckheads now, and we'll be fuckheads forever! "-
Bartleby, from the movie accepted

- "Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind – also, weak arms."-
- "How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…"-
- "I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther."-
The Office

-"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me"-

-"Yes, I've heard 'women and children first', but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace, by law, so if I let them out first... I have a lawsuit on my hands."-

---Michael Scott, THE OFFICE

-"I never really thought about death, until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister’s."-

---Kelly, THE OFFICE

-"There are too many people in the world, we need another plague."-

-"Why tip someone for doing something that I am perfectly capable of doing myself. I can deliver food, i can drive a taxi, and can and do cut my own hair. I did tip my uralogist though because I am unable to pulvarize my own kidney stones."-

-"Do you know who the real heros are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs and get a distress call from the commisioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime! Those are the real heros!"-

-"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would an idiot do that?' and if they do, then I do NOT do that thing."-

---Dwight K. Schrute, THE OFFICE

-That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind-
Neil Armstrong

-"They Missunderestimated Me" -
George W. Bush

-"I will kick your ass back to africa!"-
Jackie Chan -Rush Hour-

- "Rehab are for Quitters!!!"-
Junkiess Everywhere :D

-Love is a thing, well its kind of like quicksand: The more you are in it, the deeper you sink. And when it hits you, you've just got to fall-
UB40

When you fail to prepare, you prepare to Fail-

-"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."-
Mariah Carey

- "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."-
---Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor

-Question: If you could live forever, would you and Why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should notlive forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"-
Heather Whitestone Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest-----later Miss USA 1995

- "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."-

- "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."-
Al Gore

- "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all it's pupils."-
Louis-Hector Berlioz

-"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."-
---Charles Schultz

- "The really great man is the man who makes every man feel great."-
G.K. Chesterton

- "A fool can no more see his own folly than he can see his ears."-
William Thackeray

“You know what makes my problems bigger then everyone else's? They're mine.”
Ally Mc Beal

when love beckons to you, follow him
though his ways are hard and steep
and when his wings enfold you yield to him
though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you
and when he speaks to you believe in him
though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden

--Kahlil Gibran

A poet is a dethroned king sitting among the ashes of his palace trying to fashion an image out of the ashes

--Kahlil Gibran

I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow

--Kahlil Gibran

W. GOLDING - Even that was a lot to expect but it was worth a try

D. PARKER - They looked alike, though the resemblance did not lie in their features.

D. BREWSTER - Truth has no greater enemy than its unwise defenders.

"screw you guys! I'm goin' home"
Eric Cartman.

"Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down" -
Jimmy Durante

How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?

--Sherlock Holmes --

It's the action, not the fruit of the action, that's important. You have to do the right thing. It may not be in your power, may not be in your time, that there'll be any fruit. But that doesn't mean you stop doing the right thing. You may never know what results come from your action. But if you do nothing, there will be no result.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
..... Mahatma Gandhi

“If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time-a tremendous whack.”

“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”

“A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.”

“Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.”

“There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.”

All by Winston Churchill

"My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher. "
(Socrates)

"What's up, Doc?"
- Bugs Bunny-

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and, after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second

Logan Pearshall Smith

"My precioussss"
Gollum - The Lord of The Ring Trilogy

"it isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult, it's the jerks"
(Charlie Chaplin, 1889 - 1977)"

Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of love
Annonymous

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
- Albert Einstein -

"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- R. Kennedy -

"The most important thing in any relationship is not what you get but what you give.... In any case, the giving of love is an education in itself."
— Eleanor Roosevelt, American First Lady and social activist
(1884-1962)

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
--Amy Bloom

"dreams are always faster than dreamers."

-Dreamcatcher-

Capitalization
is the difference between
helping your uncle Jack off the horse
and
helping your uncle jack off the horse

"Be formless... shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle; it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot; it becomes the teapot. Water can flow, and it can crash. Be like water, my friend..."

- Bruce Lee

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
-Homer Simpson-

If U always worry about the past, U wont be able to enjoy the present
-Onizuka Eikichii (GTO)-

Knowledge is not just learning what to do, but what not to do
Darrell Boswell

'You may not have everything in this world, but you surely still need pride. You're absolutely poor without pride.'

What cost nothing,worth nothing

Who dares, wins
Solid Snake

Homer, you're twice as dumb as a mule, and twice uglier..so if someone offers you a ride, I say you take it!!
Homer's dad on little Homer's first day of school

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.”
- Mark Twain

"Giving up doesn't mean you're weak. It only means you're strong enough to let it go."

The Eyes Cannot See What The Brain Doesn't Know

You only think you understand. People cannot perfectly understand each other. They can't even understand themselves. Understanding a hundred percent of anything is impossible. So, people endeavor to attempt to learn about themselves and others. That's what makes life interesting.

Taken from Neon Genesis Evangelion

*A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

*Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

*If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

*There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

- Chris Rock

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.

I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking."

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

- George W. Bush

Before I would hurt a child, I would slit my wrists.

I have a skin disorder that destroys the pigmentation of my skin, it's something that I cannot help, OK?

I just wish I could understand my father.

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily.

Yeah, Wacko Jacko, where did that come from? Some English tabloid. I have a heart and I have feelings. I feel that when you do that to me. It's not nice.

When I see children, I see the face of God. That's why I love them so much. That's what I see.

Yes, and I had pimples so badly it used to make me so shy. I used not to look at myself. I'd hide my face in the dark, I wouldn't want to look in the mirror and my father teased me and I just hated it and I cried everyday.

- Michael Jackson

I don't mind being compared to Whitney, there are people miles worse to be compared to.

I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen.

If critics have problems with my personal life, it's their problem. Anybody with half a brain would realize that it's the charts that count.

Never, never listen to anybody that try to discourage you.

Whatever you're going through in your life, don't ever give up.

- Mariah Carey


Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up.

Don't treat me like a little girl.

I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.

I go out with friends, but I don't have time to get in trouble.

I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.

I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.

I'm rich, freakin' rich. It's crazy.

Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.

Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?
- Britney Spears

I think my mum has the foulest mouth of anyone I've ever met.

I hate the word gothic but I would like to try doing something like that. A gothic sound, not rock, but gothic. There's a difference.

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.

Oh that's very English, that's probably why. They just go "LOL" in America.
- Kelly Osbourne

Have you seen U2's live show? It's boring as hell. It's like watching CNN.

I'm very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon.

If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.

If I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm looking at the grouting on the tiles, that grouting really gets me. Mothers have a thing about grouting.

Your gut is always right.
- Sharon Osbourne

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
- Ozzy Osbourne

How can you not like Britney Spears?

I hate it when people call me a teen queen.

I'm not going to deny the fact that I've tried pot. I hated it.

I'm not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I'm a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all!

If I dated as many people as they said I have, then I would be dead, because it's just not possible.

Life is full of risks anyway, why not take them?

Never say never. The things that you don't plan are the best. I'm a very spontaneous person.
- Lindsay Lohan

I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.

I'm experimental by nature... always exploring my creativity.

I'm not really religious but very spiritual.

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? (lol, plizz.... Christina...)

Whatever I do, it's my business. It's not my job to parent America.
Christina Aguilera

"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"Some people dream of success but some are awake and work hard to achieve their dream"

School is to practice, practice makes perfect, nobody's perfect,
SO WHY SCHOOL ?

Reading gives you Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is Evil

Therefore, Reading is Evil

Nobody's perfect.
I am nobody.

Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.

you read a lot, you forget many
you read a little, you forget few
you dont read, you dont forget

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